It Bothers Me When

1. People drive in the fast lane and go slow. I know that I need more patience.

2. People don't run a yellow light so that I can run it too.

3. People use the express lane for 20 items or less, and they have 50 items. I guess they can't count. Pray for me!

4. People who aren't paying attention when the light turns green, and they just sit there until the light turns red.

5. People pour my drink and touch my glass with the pitcher. That's just nasty, especially in a restaurant!

6. People double dip. That's super nasty!